A bit trite and a bit short, but this will have to do today. An Irish stout has designs on my mind!
August 2026
Adrift, but found my course plotted without my ken, without approval. Yet when my course pointed me to where I'm now, I found this port, suited me just fine.
In another poem I’ll try to convey this weird feeling I have that a pretty decent vacation isn’t going that well. This moodiness infects me on quite a few vacations, and I joyfully welcome all the times I just seem to go with the flow and have a great time, despite inevitable setbacks. It seems enjoying yourself takes precedent to enjoying the vacation. Today, I’m just trying to capture today.
Gray whale tail off Yaquina Head, north of Newport, OR. August 2026.
Another paradisiacal day
surrounded by memories, good, bad, indifferent. golf, tantalizing money suck; couldn't do it now anyway. constant gray weather wearing her down, then wearing me down. whales! no, just rocks. but birds: familiar, strange, tiny, grand. trip's end trips up more often than not. "What do you want to do?" "I dunno. What do you?" Bumper-to-bumper others live out their dream while we duck into breweries. No dinner plans almost equals no dinner. "What should we do tomorrow?"
It’s…a poem. Conceived while driving 35mph around turns, barely speeding up on a short straightaway, then braking for the next set of chicanery.
Rumble Strip
Rumble, grumble, rumble strip. Tell me I've transgressed. Painted lines define my limits but frankly, I protest. Sometimes you hide between those lines, sometimes you sit right on them. We won't discuss your shoulder twin who keeps me on all roads. On this mountain highway, full of twists, of turns, it's not too likely I'll nod off, bored, but still you're stern. Worse than my car's lane-keeping notes, which shrilly scold just me, you warn each transgressing car so non-discriminately. I'll mention briefly how you blind when rain sits in your grooves: when puddles bounce bright sunshine into my eyes--so rude. In short, your presence seems quite useless on this twisting mountain road. Why don't you haunt our cities, and quit this useless scold.
colors add nothing to dim lighting dark wood panels evoking creepy scenes of disciplinary sessions. Spa-like ambiance collides with strict Catholic teachings. "how many days will you be staying with us?" Bars (plural)? Sure, tolerated then, now. Amoral 'cosmic travelers'? More problematic. Why wonder about your nightly bill when surrounded by such groovy wonderfulness?
This one’s a definite work in progress and likely an opening act for something much larger, perhaps joined to another couple I’ve written lately.
Looking SW at Vantage, WA. Look closely and maybe you can see the Columbia River. Perhaps you can see the bridge for I-90 across the bridge? Surely you can see it! It’s a half-mile long, right there in the middle of the photo. How about the ridges on the opposite side of the river? Photo unretouched. August 2026.
"Smoke 'em if you've got them," and baby, do we. Fires ravage more than brush, trees, meadows. Fires ravage lives, plans, communities. Where smoke lies, fires burn: why don't I see smoke in my mirror each morning? Where's smoke as I gaze on my love? Doesn't smoke envelop me when when I read or hear headlines? How can I see out of my car, encountering those who lack driving skills? How can we see our dawn when fires surround us? Our world's on fire, yet we bemoan smoke.
Nearing a week together, our band of 15 travelers, one guide (Jacky), and one bus driver (Janos), drove country lanes wide enough (maybe) for our medium-sized bus. Unfortunately, these were two-way lanes which couldn’t accommodate on oncoming car plus our bus. A lot of jockeying around occurred, leading many of us to marvel at the driving prowess of our driver. Guide Jacky asked us all to participate in a limerick contest. I did not win, a travesty I’m still wounded o’er, but I console myself that the judging was lax. (The winner claimed the top prize because he totally ignored the rhyme scheme of a limerick!)
R.O.C.K. in the ol’ U.K.
The Beatles had nothing on us Nor The Who with its Magic Bus. Led on by guide Jacky, We’ve grown rather wacky, As we’re driven by the good kind Janos!
A friend from the blogosphere is publishing 100 poems in 100 days. I’ve decided to at least try to do that, and I’m going to try to catch up with her by publishing multiple poems per day for a week or so. While in Scotland just about 30 days ago, riding along in a tour bus, I marveled at the ubiquitous sheep and the beautiful landscape out the window.
In Southern Scotland
Sheep dot grassy fields, Their sides shagging wool. Clouds scud through skies, Like inverted sheep, woolly sides down. Dark ones Sprinkle naturally holy water: Priests of nature, they Remind all—sheep, cows, Tourists in buses—of our Divine brotherhood.
A funny thing happened on the way to this post a week ago: all three monitors started blinking on and off rapidly for 20 seconds and then my video driver software said it had crashed. Since I thought I had installed it only two months previously, I swore and deleted said software… Not a good idea. After rebooting I had only one monitor functioning and it displayed smaller fonts/icons and a fuzzier image. Turns out I had only updated the driver a couple months before. Two days later I’m humming along with three glorious monitors again, but not enough time in each day to complete this post. Wherewith…
After experiencing Edinburgh, Scotland, and England’s Lake District on our recent tour of the United Kingdom, we headed toward Llandudno Bay, Wales. Just before we arrived, though, we took in the Bodnant Garden, a National Trust property near Conwy and Llandudno Bay. The five generations of one family developed it, and Henry McClaren donated it. I got that from Wikipedia mostly, and would recommend a quick tour over to that page because the photos capture it very well. It’s 80 acres present all sorts of habitat from well-manicured English garden to “nearly wild” and has exotic species like the American sequoia. (Hey, it’s exotic there.) We started walking in a summery rain shower but the sun soon overcame it; we regretted layering for rain as we sweated our way into a steep gully and back out.
The McClaren mansion. The family still lives there…on occasion. Bodnant Garden, Wales. June 2026.
Seemed to be a lot of locals enjoying a Sunday afternoon in the garden. Bodnant Garden, Wales. June 2026.
The couple above were gazing into the gully (when not gazing into each other’s eyes, I presume). If they had turned around they would have seen…
Bodnant Garden, Wales. June 2026.
The light varied. As we descended into the gully, cut by a fast-moving stream, it grew dark—not because the clouds had obscured the sun, but because the foliage had. As we walked along the stream, it got lighter. We found some old stone buildings, repurposed into a refreshment center. We however needed to head back to our bus and Llandudno.
Thoughts upon waking in my own bed again on June 17, 2026
As Jules Verne pointed out fictionally in 1872, travel over any distance isn’t just spatial, it’s temporal. In this age of electronic connectivity, this gets thrown in our face every time we realize our friend lies many time zones to the west: “I can’t send that text! My buddy’s gone to bed!” Or maybe he’s hours away from waking. Phileas Fogg’s seemingly lost wager reminds us we must consider how we’ve slipped through time as we’ve traversed any significant part of this globe.
Less than 24 hours ago we re-entered America’s Eastern time zone, which currently runs it clocks on the hijacking concept of “daylight savings” time (as if one could just pocket a bit of sunshine for a rainy day). Twelve hours previously we’d been delivered to the front of Heathrow airport’s Terminal 3 and just a few hours before that we had walked to St. James’s Square for a bit of air, exercise, and an attempt to distract my wife. She became quite agitated upon waking when she learned our flight’s departure to America had been delayed by 2.5 hours. The square is not spectacular in London terms: many areas exceed it in acreage and beauty. Yet the square offered a lovely little distraction and glimpse into the morning working world of London. Within it a very small area of peace existed. Few, if any, used it as a shortcut, no doubt due to its strategic gate locations. Had they been on the corners the story might have been different.
Not for the first time on our two-week sojourn I marveled at what I believe are plane trees. (I will happily consider being corrected.) I’m attempting to learn if the way the trees’ massive trunks (compared to each tree’s canopy) is natural or produced by extensive pruning over the years. Regardless, it’s striking.
Plane tree in St. James’s Square. June 2026.
By the time of our walk we were experiencing our 14th day of wandering the island, our 14th day of experiencing how 2000 years of history permeates this land. Or perhaps the British/Scots/Welsh just hang onto it more. I never felt France or Germany along the Rhine River held onto their historical tropes the way these Celtic, Anglo-Saxon, Gaelic, Viking, Norman descendants do. Thus this bench brought me up short. I don’t read a physical book but maybe once per year and only then because I have a Luddite friend who insists on buying me one for my birthday. If this is the definition of contentment, I will be hard-pressed. Additionally, I received the reminder that my particular method of e-reading doesn’t work well in direct sunlight.
Bench in St. James’s Square. June 2026.
We wandered out. As we left I captured this photo showing how the natural world attempts to insinuate itself into the busy metro-life of London. Then again, how natural is it when every branch, stem, flower, even the plants, are artificially formed, planted, pruned, moved, replaced, and trained? The English do seem to love their carefully manicured gardens, at least within the historical districts of London.
Leaving St. James’s Square. June 2026.
Other elements for the returning traveler: an odd disjointedness associated with returning to one’s home country, but fearful about proving one belongs (via passport); having a distinctive experience of how different countries are…different countries, not just a place where “hey, people are people”; looking forward to the first time in two weeks that temperatures will actually align with “the summer months” of June/July/August; using toilets which aren’t square; drinking American beer which doesn’t hold a candle to the ones available around every corner in Great Britain; and realizing the myriad little ways a country founded on liberty has innate limits, wonderful as that liberty might be.
Removing oneself from the group grants both perspective and a desire (usually) to return to the group, the familiarity. Thus it was with us. All the little ways the United Kingdom differs from America brought our usually habitual daily habits into focus. Several hotels had Nespresso machines. One didn’t re-stock the capsules, however, despite our four-night stay. The simple act of looking right for oncoming traffic when crossing a street. (And on controlled-access highways, never getting used to the passing lane being on the right.) Marveling at how green everything was, everywhere. Sunrise occurring prior to 5 a.m. preceded by a leisurely pre-dawn that started around 4. On occasion, paying to use a toilet. Calling them toilets instead of restrooms. And the simple expressions of everyday life, turned sideways by a different culture despite ostensibly speaking the same language:
Not a “detour”. London, June 2026.
We don’t have these in America. Windsor, June 2026.
A double-dose: Top, the indication of the exit; bottom, how to take “fire action”. Chipping Campden, June 2026.
I prefer toilets that work, but that’s just me, I guess. Stratford-upon-Avon, June 2026.
…but some things remain the same, such as stating what should be obvious. Chester, England. June 2026.
I’ve decided not to publish an itinerary-based series of posts about our two-week tour of Scotland, Wales, and England. This partially is based on the fact I’ve never completed the Rhine River cruise series which we experienced in August 2025! Mostly it’s based on the fact I have over 1000 photographs of far too many locations to handle it adequately in the time I have for writing. Instead, I’ll drop in from time to time on a particular excursion: Conwy Castle on the edge of Llandudno; the Royal Mile in Edinburgh; the Lake District of England; and all that touristy stuff from London. Hope you’ll join me.
We’ve been to Savannah several times, at least twice directly on the riverside waterfront. I had forgotten how steeply the banks rise from the Savannah River. Our hotel is pictured (badly) below.
River Street Inn, Savannah, GA. March 2026.
The green-painted storefronts are street level on this, the south side of the building. This however is the 4th floor because it is numbered from the north side where ships sail up the Savannah River to unload their containers and/or pick up new ones.
The Zim Aires on the Savannah River. March 2026.
Indoors, one reaches street level by elevator. Outdoors? The steps are described as “historical” because I guess the tourism bureau vetoed “dangerous”.
Historical steps in Savannah, GA. March 2026.
I like to splurge the last night out, and The River Inn didn’t disappoint (unlike the places we ate). The Manager’s Reception with open bar proved especially nice! The rooms have been carved out of what was an old warehouse.
Inside The River Inn in Savannah, GA. March 2026.
A crummy breakfast (from a restaurant related to but not managed by the hotel) sent us on our way through the Carolinas to home. A wonderfully satisfying and varied trip!