Today I found a little spreadsheet app continued to refer to a data range with slightly different cell references. It presented itself when weekly choir music listings all showed the same exact output. Finding first one, than two, and finally four different range references, I converted them to be the same. This was made laborious because I had changed the references in mid-stream, so to speak: when I found the formula didn’t reference enough rows, I just increased the reference then and there without changing the historical references.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
—Ralph Waldo Emerson
Referring not to slavish grip nor saying we should never slip, he minds we should not fail to see facts which die to constancy. Today I killed both birds ('tis true!), when facts revealed I'd misconstrued: my references to data needed rigid names. If I had heeded, this past hour would not have passed with pressure rising, with teethes quite gnashed. Tomorrow I shall run to ground All data I can find unsound.
Wednesdays will always be troublesome. Mondays shine with possibility, Either week's beginning or Sunday's cleanup crew. Tuesdays just fail. With no Expectations (they're not Monday After all), Tuesdays become Confused-days, not knowing if they should emulate Monday or Jump into end-of-week shenanigans. Failing at both, they give way to dear equivocal Wednesdays. Knowing neither beginning or end Wednesday attempts nothing, gives Nothing, muddles around, muddies one's mind. First Friday follows then Real Friday, Then expansive jovial Saturday. (Sunday stands alone; we won't disturb her). Poor Wednesday. Trying nothing, gaining nothing. Leaving me wondering if I should write her something.
Hopped a freight, saw gang in Thompson Falls, flatcar next track over. They liked my car better, took it by force. No, wait... Hopped freight into someone else's car, who pushed me out again without my knapsack, broke my leg, or... I remember: clinging to moving car, one hand desperately grabbing a handle, slipped, lost my legs while those startled drivers waited, watched, horrified behind barricades. Or did the speed freak sipping Mickey's Big Mouths not drop me off, but instead mug me miles from home?
Eloquently, asked blond Orphan Annie out when snow bounced like Styrofoam. Followed her eastward to Midwest. Sat bouncing one child after another while she conducted services at her church. Or did we split angrily over my lack of faith? I can never remember.
My epileptic buddy seized while training for his bicycle road race, hit his head, died. Knowing he didn't take his meds, dedicated my life to medical counseling, patient support/advocacy. Died early, stress from lack of success, debt.
Indulged whim to own motorcycle. Pretending to slalom along Woods Creek, hit gravel, slid into oncoming lane, already occupied by one-ton pickup. Or did I just slide right over the edge, mangling my body, my hopes for being energetic weekly news reporter?
Did my heart burst when I snorted Black Beauties? Or did I die after doing same with PCP disguised as so-called cannabinol? How 'bout that time "chocolate mesc" turned out to be rat poison, not placebo?
Millions of me's live in my memories, branched from events gone right, events gone wrong, events gone different. When my editor ended my career for once again failing to put "ly" on adverbs. When my employer marketed my database, fame, money, a new career following. When I got hired in Southern California instead of upstate New York. When my wife died from cancer instead of lived.
70/100 100 poems in 100 days
Every one of those branching events could have happened, the only speculative one being the one about getting fired for not using “ly” on adverbs—although an editor/publisher could have ended my teaching career before it started when upon learning I intended to teach journalism he laughed and said, “You?”
I did indeed hop a freight while in college. There was a sinister looking bunch of guys on a flatbed. There could have been a guy in my car. I did hang on gamely when I tried to mount a moving freight car now way too high due to a raised railbed. After getting off of the freight, a tweaked out guy picked me up in a Roadrunner around midnight.
I did have a crush on that young woman in college, but too insecure, I didn’t ask her out. I speculated on her future career.
My epileptic buddy fortunately had his seizure on the dormitory floor, not while he was out training for the race. He’d stopped taking his meds.
I did slide right into the oncoming lane of traffic. It was a lonely road. I righted the bike, got back into my own lane.
Uh….yeah I did do those substances as described. The capsules at the end only had chocolate in them, not mescaline.
The rest is self-explanatory.
It’s interesting to me how I think about all of the ways my life could’ve gone wrong, only rarely think how it could’ve gone differently, and not at all how something could have gone right instead of how it went down. Does that make me a glass-half-full kind of guy? Or do some of us innately focus on good things instead of bad ones?
Benny is as sure of his genius as he is that he currently resides in a box.
My cat knows exactly how everyone should behave. He fails to understand his clear vision isn't clear to us. Eleven years yet endlessly he chastises us for our transgressions, failing to enact his instructions, breaking his long-established norms, rules. * * * * * It's ironic we watched that show on failure of genius, then I followed by failing to understand you. It seems so clear to me, terms precisely stated, precisely used. Why do I fail constantly? Each time sound bites play repetitiously leaving me to analyze what went wrong, who failed whom, oblivious to the simpler fact: not everyone understands my rules. Chastising them works no better for me than it works for my cat. Now who thinks he's a genius? My cat's quite sure.
And they prayed to the gods who brought the cool water, the wetness which didn't burn. They defied mother's warnings to stay away from water, to stay indoors, to stay safe.
It never rains in California, or snows in Seattle, except when it does. My father rails yet from his grave against the wetness of "the coast." Everyone, everywhere loves where they live "because it has all four seasons" but disregard none would agree what those seasons should look like or if they exist(ed) at all. Kids play baseball in snow, football during extreme heat warnings. My childhood home fills with smoke every time I visit—never during my childhood. My front yard struggles to under- stand why rain drowned months of drought yet six weeks later, they thirsted again. We think ourselves smart with only vague notions of weather's history, its background, its vagaries, its fickle obstinacy toward being pinned down. Strip "climate change" of its political charge, what's left? Surety. Things have changed...but... did this wheel always spin? Did we merely boost it? Ask my grandparents during the Dust Bowl. Ask my great- grandparents during winters when my grandparents greeted our world. Ask me. This feels different. This feels "not normal." This smacks of Apocalyptic Event (movie to follow).
A blogger I follow received a three-month sabbatical and noted while he had grand plans, he found it more grand to ease into the “mundane” activities of playing and reading with his children, taking walks, traveling, visiting his parents, and such. He seemed a little surprised by this.
In non-summer months, the cats didn’t have to share the couch with me. 1984.
Teachers pant for June more, you lovely little monsters. Adult nerves handle one question every few seconds poorly—three, simultaneously uttered, become background noise to our crumbling sense of purpose.
First day: lie on the couch oriented, right hand reaching books, water, coffee. Sleep when it occurs. Open door policy for cats, who wander, wonder at this new couch denizen. Ignore phone calls. Feel the throbbing subside in feet which bore all for eight hours, one hundred eighty days.
Second day: wander house wander yard wonder why they look different. See things to do. Know their time has come. Slide back to your classroom, retrieve forgotten things. Hide if people come in.
Days three to seven: attempt to forget each day's name. Forget instead all those things from Day Two.
Ease into being, doing for its own sake. Mind ascends to philosophy, theory, to next-year-will-be-different, dwells in growing visions of daily perfection, ignores realities learned before.
August: Take joy in planning, attacking a new year. Feel like Superman putting things back together. Laugh.
Teachers pant for August more, you whining recalcitrants. Our dreams rebuilt, our minds alert, our souls recharged—we're ready to grapple once again. Ready to push summer back into its closet.
67/100 “One hundred poems in one hundred days!” (but my sense of time is fluid) two-thirds to being there
Whither my dither? And from whence? It comes from focus, from obsession, from lack of limits on myself. Grabbing issues, tick-like, never to let go until they're drained dry. Resembling mad scientists in old movies, eyes-a-poppin'! Discussions become arguments; paying bills sends me on trips into financial rabbit-holes where accountants fear to tread. My mind, honed razor-sharp cuts anything in its path. Too bad if it's me, too bad if it's you. Something seems near- guaranteed to blow. Comfort or habit? Can't tell, but it promises familiarity, which brings confidence (deserved or not).
66/100 “One hundred poems in one hundred days!” (but my sense of time is fluid) two-thirds to being there
Unretouched photo from an hour after dawn, August 8th, 2026, in northern Spokane, WA, where three wildfires burned uncontrollably.
Ninety-nine: French bread hot, water steaming for each loaf's crusty, chewy finish. Traveling inside cool comfort, knowing this cannot last forever. "Hot enough for you," quips farmers market vendor, blue eyes twinkling beneath weather-lined, browned forehead supporting white buzz cut. "Yes, but barely," my clever retort. He laughs, takes my money, knowing which one of us will soon be walking across hot, radiating blacktop back to his car.
65/100 “One hundred poems in one hundred days!” (but my sense of time is fluid)
Wow, got home from first choir practice of the season and forgot to post my already-written poem. At least this gives me a chance to spruce it up.
Restroom sign at Spokane Indians’ Ballpark. August 2026.
Fool me at all
Fool myself, shame on me. Listen! Listen to my Muse who infuses spirit, wrenching right from wrong, meaning out of nonsense. That still, small voice yields more than all those shouts banging around my mind. Pray, pray for each moment, each small touch to break through every moment every day.
all the voices in my head 